Stolen from the page of Jadeica...
You're supposed to cross, but I feel some need explanation... So, I will!

Culture Survey-thing

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
I HATE Tea... I'm a coffee girl.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
It's an umbrella, for those of you who don't...
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
I Know it, but find it boring as hell. Like Coronation Street.
ucks from passing bullets!:
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
That was like 2 series ago!! I wanted Ruth to win!!
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
Never! I more coarse... and I say Blimey.
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
If I'm in the right mood...
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
Hell no! I'm pescatarian!
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
Nope, I just hate people that piss me off. (It's easily done...)
[X] Its football...not soccer.
Yeah, Football's right. Not that I play. I become the ball.
Total: 3

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
Although a beach one is better.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
I know it's ALSO a doll...
[X] You love the beach.
When I have my camera...
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
Story of my life...
[X] You're a sports fanatic.
If DDR counts...?
[ ] You are tanned.
Nope, I'm White. Very White. Really White.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
Who?
[X] You have an Australian something
I do, it's a pencil case! A koala one. Oooh, check me!
Total: 6


Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
Is it?
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
Yeah she does, from a can!
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
Yeah, and I can sing them. Not that I know what I'm saying!! Nek Rocks.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
Um,.... No. Gingerbrown.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
Nope, but I'll learn... Hasta la Vista!
[X] You are under 5'10''
Short!
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
Hell Yeah! With Mochaccino!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Sign Language? Of course! Lol.
Total: 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
Yup. And I'll speak more soon.
[ ] You like tacos.
Um... what's a taco?
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
How is that Spanish?
[ ] You are dark skinned.
Refer to above...
[X] You know what a Puta is.
Yes. Yes I do. And so are you!
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
And walk fast, eat fast, read fast....
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
How's that Spanish?
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Who?
Total: 4

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
I'm a Leo. Not Russian.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
Yeah...
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
Dancing, singing, photographing...
[X] You get into contests all the time.
Yeah, but not for shooting or gymnastics!
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Mehhhhhh.
Total: 5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
Leo. Leoleoleoleo, LEO.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
What about 'vey?
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
It's Green!! (Lol, don't worry...)
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
What's wrong with St George, People????
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have hair.
Yeah, no alopecia for me...
[X] You have/had freckles.
Indeed I do. Ginger!
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Nope, Arguing, fighting and yelling. Although, should that not count?
Total: 4

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
Yeah, If I wanna get shot...
[ ] You have nappy hair.
Who?
[X] You like rap.
I do. Although is it not Hip-Hop??
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
I think EVERYBODY is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
Yummmmm.
[X] You can dance.
Yeah, but not that way....
[X] You can sing gospel.
Everybody can sing gospel... it's just some do it well!
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
Nope. Well, maybe small...
[X] You like rice a lot.
I Doo!! Too much!
[ ] You are good at math.
Hell No.
[X] You have played the piano.
Yeah, but I'm not good at it!
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
Yeah, sometimes..
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
Um, no.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
I thought Typhoons had water in them? Am I wrong?
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Who?
Total: 3 (Where's the Pocky mention?>???)

German
[X] You like bread.
I think everybody likes bread... Only I hate sandwiches!
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
Kinder eggs, here we come!
[X] You Speak some German.
School for ya.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
Sausage. Sausage sausage sausage. Nah... it's battered meat. Or Equiv...
[ ] You it when stupid people call you a .
Call me a ....? I just hate stupid people.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
Ok, who didn't?
[X] You're over 5'2.
Just.
Total: 6... Uh.... People. I'm not German!

Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
Played. And I was amazing! (At knocking people out...)
[ ] You love beer.
Uh... No.
[ ] You say eh
Nope, unless I'm imitating those deer from Brother Bear. Woo!!
[ ] You know what poutine is.
Who?
[X] You speak some french.
I do. I love French. (Please don't shoot me!)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
Who?
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
Nope!
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Uh... Who?
Total: 2

American
[X] You hate foriegners.
England no longer has a culture... We've become... Poland.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
Nope.
[ ] You're lazy.
Nope. No time.
[X] You are not cultured.
Nope....Because We've LOST OURS!!
[X] You hate abortion.
Yeah, but also hate the death penalty.
[ ] But love the penalty.
Oh! No.
[ ] You don't read.
I read All The Time.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
Nope, but do shop occasionally at Asda... Which is own by Walmart. That count?
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 4

So... Apparently, For someone so incredibly proud to be British... I'm actually German/Australian/Russian!
Hell No!
(I think someone was asking the wrong questions...)